Posted 1 day ago
  1. women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
  2. men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.
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Taylor about feminism

(Source: taylorsvift)

Posted 1 day ago

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

Posted 1 day ago

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(Source: thor-n-cap)

Posted 1 day ago

saucymerbabe:

No one.

No one.

EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.

Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.

You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.

A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.

(Source: queenmerbabe)

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I act different around certain people.

It’s not because I’m fake. It’s because I have a different comfort zone around certain people. I’ll act loud, stupid, be mean to you, act crazy, and do the most stupidest things with you because I’m comfortable around you. But, I can be quiet and shy if I don’t know you that well or we aren’t very close. Just because I act different around certain people, doesn’t mean I’m fake. I just have a different comfort zone with certain people.

(Source: allison-janebaldos)

Posted 1 day ago
orphan black + zombie apocalypse ➜ click & drag (insp.)

Hideout: Cal’s place

Weapon: Gun

New bff: Kira

Kicked out: Feeee </3

Group leader: Leekie

Loses sanity: Art

Attempts to kill you: Paul (shocker)

Forced to kill: Badass mrs. S

Hook up: Sarah, ok with me

(Source: greysclones)

Posted 1 day ago
x2xbronyx4x:


pannyphantom:

that—one—guyy:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Shit me neither


Yep

x2xbronyx4x:

pannyphantom:

that—one—guyy:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Shit me neither

Yep

Posted 1 day ago

The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.


He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

Tiny Stories (via snowjon)

(Source: untamedunwanted)

Posted 2 days ago
  1. spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  2. french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  3. german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  4. english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  5. gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  6. polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  7. japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  8. welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  9. chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  10. arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  11. latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  12. sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  13. russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  14. Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
  15. Dutch: we used to have gender,but everyone forgot, so we'll just do whatever
Posted 2 days ago

capaldilieu:

(X)

WHAT A NERD!!

(Source: me13in)

Posted 2 days ago

valiantprincess:

evo-devo-cosima:

soda-powered-hovercraft:

helenaisalwaysfun:

cosima-neigh-haus:

tatianatastic:

tinytmas:

emilytakethewheel:

And so the immortal words were spoken
"Fic it"

AM I CRAZY OR DOES IT SAY “HAS COSIMA’S PUPPIES” ?????????? OH MY GOD

image

RACHELS HEAD EXPLODES ?!?!!?!?!

ALISON’S HEAD EXPLODES

"FELIX BLOWS PAUL" THO

space adventure????

DOES IT SAY “DELPHINE TAKES THE IRON THRONE?!”

image

"Vic looses penis in medieval torture device"

"Leekie caught smoking crack, buy’s video evidence"

"Cosima space adventure"

(x) 

(Source: sassianamaslany)